Funny St Patricks Day Quotes Sayings

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Our prayers should be for blessings in general, for God knows best what is good for us.
Socrates
Good, God, Best

 The joyful heart sees and reads the world with a sense of freedom and graciousness. - John O'Donohue
The joyful heart sees and reads the world with a sense of freedom and graciousness.
John O'Donohue
Freedom, Heart, Sees


Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.
Colin Farrell
Everywhere, Irish


Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family.
Joseph Brodsky
Family, Cherish


St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time - a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic.  ~Adrienne Cook


May the luck of the Irish be with you!

In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs.  John Pentland Mahaffy

Shaw
These things I warmly wish for you: Someone to love, some work to do, A bit o' sun, a bit o' cheer, And a guardian angel always near.  Irish Blessing
Will and Guy's Selection of Quotes By Irish Men and Women

If Will and Guy have a specialty, then it's seeking variety, and that what you will find in these our ten favourite, clean and funny Irish Quotations for St Patrick's Day.

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity.  Sean O'Casey
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted.  Soccer superstar George Best
If you could drink dreams like the Irish streams

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt.  Edna O'Brien


May the dust of your carriage wheels blind the eyes of your foes.
May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
May your fire never go out.
May your well never run dry.





A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have. ~ Unknown

When Irish eyes are smiling, sure 'tis like a morn in spring.
In the lilt of Irish laughter you can hear the angels sing,
When Irish hearts are happy all the world seems bright and gay,
And when Irish eyes are smiling, sure, they steal your heart away.
~ Chauncey Olcott and George Graff, Jr. (lyrics), Ernest R. Ball (music)

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.
George Bernard Shaw


There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
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May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you?re dead.

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Here's to a fellow who smiles
When life runs along like a song.
And here's to the lad who can smile
When everything goes dead wrong.

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Life is like a cup of tea,
it's all in how you make it!


Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don’t want to press your luck. ~ Unknown

The list of Irish saints is past counting; but in it all no other figure is so human, friendly, and lovable as St. Patrick – who was an Irishman only by adoption. ~ Stephen Gwynn

For 'tis green, green, green, where the ruined towers are gray,
And it's green, green, green, all the happy night and day;
Green of leaf and green of sod, green of ivy on the wall,
And the blessed Irish shamrock with the fairest green of all.
~ Mary Elizabeth Blake


Always remember to forget
The troubles that passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.

 Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one! – Unknown

6. Your feet will bring you where your heart is. – Proverb


An Old Irish Blessing
May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind always be at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
and rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


10. Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick’s Day consists of the night of the seventeenth of March flavored strongly with the morning of the eighteenth. –Uknown



14. The list of Irish saints is past counting; but in it all no other figure is so human, friendly, and lovable as St. Patrick – who was an Irishman only by adoption. –Stephen Gwynn

20. In Heaven there is no beer that’s why we drink it here! –Irish saying

21. May God bless and keep in good health your enemies’ enemies. –Irish blessing

22. May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. –Irish saying


“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” - Reba McEntire

“Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.” - Lorii Myers

 2. "Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck." ― Lorii Myers

8. "Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast; in the stream where you least expect it, there will be a fish." — Ovid


Love is never defeated, and I could add, the history of Ireland proves it.
Pope John Paul II
Love, History, Defeated

 Oscar Wilde
 “I can resist everything but temptation.”


 “No strangers here, just friends you haven’t met yet.”

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