When a problem arises,don't panic take a moment to listen to your heart! Because it is best decision maker
Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine 😉
Love can't be found Where it doesn't exist ..
I'm tired of everyone telling me about their special person when I desperately want one of my own.
I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence. :v
Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature :) 😉
96]Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
73]Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)
Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop and visualize your picture to the world
If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
Itz Easy To Act As Loving , , To One Whom We Really Do Not Love . . But Itz Harder To Act As Not Loving To The One , ,Whom We Really Love !
People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want
I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfsdsadsadkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one of your life.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.
A ring is round & has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend.
Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
Love your girl like You love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
I don’t insult people , I just describe them.
If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.
One Of The Hardest Things To Do.Is To Delete Old Messages That Once Meant A Lot To You.
The pain is there to remind me that I'm still alive.
How did I go from being so happy, to so sad...
So many assume. So few know.
Life is a game, let’s make a high score.
If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
The deepest people are the ones who've been hurt the most.
I cry then I cut, then I cry again, it never ends.
A party without cake is just a meeting.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Don't try to please other people if in the end, you know it wont work.
Funny Whatsapp Quotes
Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.
I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room.
Galileo:Great mind…
Einstein:genius mind…
Newton:Extraordinary mind…
.Bill gates:brilliant mind…..
ME:Never Mind!!!
lazy People Fact #5841312672793
You were too lazy to read this number.
I can see you checking my whatsapp status. :p
I’am looking for a bank loan which can execute two things..which gives me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine 😉
Love can't be found Where it doesn't exist ..
Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor.
I'm tired of everyone telling me about their special person when I desperately want one of my own.
Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature :) 😉
96]Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)
Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type 'I Love <ur bf="" gf="" name="">' And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won't Be Boring Anymore! :P
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Save water drink beer.
Dear Friends , Don't eat ibaco ice cream and Amul ice cream products..
KFC Products
Dominos Products
DairyMilk Products
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"Without Me" :P
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